Some idiot was swinging around his umbrella while standing on the edge of the subway platform and of course, it flew out of his hand and onto the train tracks. He looked around at the rest of us standing there like, “Should I?” And just like any true New Yorker, we just ignored him. What an idiot. He then pantomimed jumping onto the tracks to retrieve the umbrella and we still continued to ignore him which made him look even more like an idiot.
Anyway, lesson learned: no pantomiming on the subway unless you’re doing it for money.